DIRECTIONS: Simply stare at the flickering white dot in the center of the page for five minutes. Through a complex algorithmic programming scheme I have managed to create a link to the inner cortex of the brain using the optical nerves as a medium for transmission. For optimum performance, think of a problem which you KNOW you can't solve in order to increase synaptic nerve activity. After the five minutes simply click HERE for your test results.
Fine Print Clause: The HaRbInGeR RiFt does not take responsibilty for inadvertent spasmatic convulsions, excess vomitting, or the swallowing of the tongue.