The test results are in!!! According to the readings you are diagnosed as being an absolute and complete moron! Only an idiot of staggering proportions could honestly believe that staring at a flickering white dot on a screen could accurately diagnose brain activity or in your case, lack of it. Everybody knows that only a flickering red dot can properly monitor brain activity. DUH!
If you're one of those dolts who stared at the dot for the full five minutes click on the black hole below.
However, if you ignored the dot and think you possess the mental mettle to handle the HaRbInGeR RiFt click on the cheshire cat below.
